If God came down to earth and had a chat with one of his supposed friends
He was behind his computer in his home office and God barges in.
“Why did you do this to me!!”
“Did what?”
“I hate you!”
“But God is love.”
“You heard me.”
“You’re not God.”
“I don’t want you speaking my name again.”
“Ok ok I won’t say it. I didn’t expect God to be like this.”
“Haven't you noticed?”
“Noticed what?”
“I never knew you.”
“But didn’t you save me all those times?”
“Those were all coincidences.”
“But I told so many people about you, and how you helped me.”
“I shook my head every time you opened your mouth.”
“If you’re not on my side, who’s side are you on?”
“The atheists.”
“Those guys?”
“Yes.”
“Why?”
“Because they care about me.”
“But you’re God.”
“You see my point? It’s all about you. I made this world and you take it for granted. I’m tired of this. You never look around. You’re never curious. At least the atheists are curious.”
“But I know you made this world. I always knew that.”
“With friends like you, who needs enemies?”
“Newton was inspired by you.”
“Newton? And how long ago was that? The Christians have not been good to me lately.”
“You’re ridiculous.”
“You’ve been trying to cage me.“
“How?”
“You always put me in some kind of box. Well—I’m outside the box—by definition. Stop fighting me and maybe I’ll give you a few wins against the atheists.”
“How?”
“You know that feeling when a word is at the tip of your tongue, but you don’t know what it is?”
“Yeah.”
“That’s me.”
“And after I remember the word?”
“I’m gone.”